Markus Meechan (born on the 19th of October 1987), a.k.a. Count Dankula, is a YouTuber from Coatbridge, Lanarkshire, who taught his Girlfriend Suzanne Kelly's Dog, a Pug named Buddha, to do roman Salutes, which he videotaped it doing. Mark went from being what he calls a "hardcore Commie" when he was young. After his Arrest for the Pug-Incident, his Views changed, but he's "still Leftwing". In June 2018, he joined UKIP, after tweeting:
If this gets 10k retweets, I will join @UKIP .— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) June 15, 2018
I'm not joking, this is not a meme. I'm being completely serious.
"If nature is blocking your view bulldoze that shit into a pond" - Creepy Vegan 14:88 https://t.co/AHKXRI0hFA— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) January 19, 2019
I hope Alex Jones goes on forever. He is a never ending supply of memes.— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) January 3, 2017
do not mock Alex Jones, he is but a humble water filter merchant.— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) March 14, 2017
I was raised catholic, I beg to differ.— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) September 1, 2018
Also back in the day, Christianity was horrendous for it, if scientists discovered anything that went against the bibles teachings, their head ended up on the block.
I do agree though, Christianity modernized, Islam did not.
If T-Series surpasses @pewdiepie I say we hop on some ships and make India a colony again.— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) December 2, 2018
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh https://t.co/ygESVJk7IM— War Plan Purple (@WarPlanPurple) August 31, 2018
seismic— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) August 31, 2018
He also ate an empanada on TV while telling his people how to deal with the famine.— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) September 4, 2018
Yes, just not under Sturgeon.— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) September 5, 2018
My notifications are always 99+ so I very often miss tweets. This wasn't a case of me avoiding your question 8 times, it was a case of me not seeing it 8 times.
Me being a ScotNat is common knowledge.
Tell you what, leave white farmers alone and I'll put a good word in for you. https://t.co/YWJrwG6431— Count Dankula🏴 (@CountDankulaTV) May 24, 2018
- "Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank #334: Gas The Jews (with Count Dankula)". 1:58:00. arithegreat.com. Retrieved on the 4th of September 2018.